Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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