It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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