just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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