im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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