whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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