She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You need a sexual gate keeper
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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