Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We just shotgunned beers for America
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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