fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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