I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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