Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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