were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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