Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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