Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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