D3 body, D1 cock
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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