You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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