Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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