Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
