great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
