Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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