Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it