I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that