a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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