you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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