I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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