apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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