Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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