We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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