Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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