dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wear drunk well.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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