K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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