I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you will always have a special place in my vag
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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