glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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