sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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