i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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