I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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