I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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