can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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