I don't think brook has ever known best
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think my moral compass just broke
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
