i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I need a burrito and a hug.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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