Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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