and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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