Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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