I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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