Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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