Hey man sorry I got all grabby
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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