This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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