I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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