You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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