I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Randomize
