I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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