i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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