i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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