And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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