so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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