Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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